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Yakushi Kabuto
13 July 2006 @ 10:23 am
I'm intrigued by the apparent surge in male pregnancies among members of this fandom – apparently caused by wtfitsmary, I'm led to understand, and therefore an act of miracle or magic? This, of course, makes the event itself beyond scientific comprehension, I'm to assume, but that doesn't change the fact that the boys are now carrying children ... I've experimented with this myself, but the subjects kept dying so far with little success, and I was wondering if any of the expecting young men would be willing to volunteer himself for a medical examination.
Current Mood: scientifically curious
Current Music: Sweet-Talkin' Guy - The Chiffons
Yakushi Kabuto
11 July 2006 @ 11:42 am

As Ginny, you a friendly but quiet and timid. You have a thing for men with glasses.


Current Music: He's So Fine - The Shirelles
Yakushi Kabuto
04 July 2006 @ 10:32 am
Still out of foetuses. See what the boredom drives me to?

I AM: Kabuto. I can take or leave the first name, it isn't mine.
I WANT: Something to dissect.
I WISH: One of the minions would do something about the foetus situation.
I HATE: Not very much.
I MISS: Having Kimimaro-kun on a drip at my mercy When Orochimaru-sama's curse-sealed toys were obedient and well-behaved.
I FEAR: Nothing I intend to tell anyone.
I HEAR: The Best of the Shangri-Las.
I WONDER: Many, many things.
I REGRET: Nothing.
I AM NOT: Insane, despite common misconceptions.
I DANCE: when I'm alone and I'm cleaning the scalpels I don't dance.
I SING: When I'm operating. A little. To unnerve the victims subjects, of course. :)
I CRY: When I need to seem miserable.
I WRITE: Notes.
I CONFUSE: The subjects.
I NEED: Orochimaru-sama Some fresh foetuses. They don't even have to be human. I mean, ideally, yes, but ...
I SHOULD: Probably try and grow some, but that's so much less fun than removing them from mothers who'd like them to live.
I START: Carefully.
I FINISH: Neatly.
I LOVE: Nothing.
I TAG: Is there anyone who hasn't done this already?
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: Out In The Streets - The Shangri-Las
Yakushi Kabuto
02 July 2006 @ 08:06 pm
betterprofessor, we're out of foetuses. Again.
Current Mood: irritable
Current Music: One Fine Day - The Chiffons
Yakushi Kabuto
28 June 2006 @ 12:31 pm
So many people I know next to nothing about ... *sigh* It makes me feel almost uncomfortable.

I think I might have to update my data cards.

Edit: I just found http://www.hp-lexicon.org - saves me rather a lot of bother with some of you. How convenient.
Current Music: My Boyfriend's Back - The Shirelles
Yakushi Kabuto
27 June 2006 @ 07:06 pm
Hi there, everyone! I'm new to these circles of fandom; I just found the site on Orochimaru-sama's browser history and I've just been watching you all for a while :) I thought I might as well introduce myself.

My name's Kabuto, I'm a doctor, and I'm currently living in Otogakure, working for betterprofessor.

A lot of you seem to be at each other's throats already! How disappointing.
Current Music: What's A Girl Supposed To Do - The Shangri-Las